Almost There

OK, who’s got jokes, because I got jokes and I’m gonna empty the bucket today.


Time Keeps On Slippin’…

The Electoral College votes have been cast. Biden/Harris have won (for what feels like the 70th time). Let the conspiracy theory halfwits whine. Let the grifters continue to ply their stench-encrusted trade. Let those who would cosplay as seditionists have at it. Real life is coming, and it’s not going to go gently on fools…

Every Accusation Is A Confession

This election season has been rife with GOP accusations of all kinds of improprieties on the part of Democratic and left-leaning organizations. As we have been shown repeatedly, however, every accusation is a confession:

Expressing concern about voter fraud and disenfranchisement, Fitton called on the audience to find a way to prevent mail-in ballots from being sent to voters. “We need to stop those ballots from going out, and I want the lawyers here to tell us what to do,” said Fitton, whose organization is a tax-exempt charity. “But this is a crisis that we’re not prepared for. I mean, our side is not prepared for.”
In an interview with The Post, Fitton elaborated on his remarks. “The left has war-gamed this out,” Fitton said. “And it could cause civil war.”

So, a tax-exempt group fighting to keep voters from being able to cast ballots? Seriously?

Brent Bozell, a CNP executive committee member and founder of the Media Research Center, another tax-exempt charity, told attendees at one of the August sessions that he believes the left plans to “steal this election.”

Stealing the election by…casting valid votes? I guess if you view any Democratic win as illegitimate…

True to form, GOPers have now embraced a course of action their leader decried not one month ago as “RAMPANT WITH FRAUD“:

“And so our organization is going to be harvesting ballots in churches,” (Reed) said. “We’re going to be specifically going in not only to White evangelical churches, but into Hispanic and Asian churches, and collecting those ballots.”

They’re going to pull out ALL the stops. We’d better be ready.

A Little Friday Levity

You’re welcome (h/t lamh36)

What We’re Up Against

Biden/Harris can definitely win – things are looking good less than 30 days out. We need to be mindful of our actual sitrep though – they’re basically playing 2-on-6:

  • Republicans/Trumpers
  • Far right media (Faux/OANN)
  • Far right-adjacent media (rest of the MSM)
  • “Uncomfortable allies” (looking for any reason to bail)
  • “Undecideds” (surrrrre)
  • Horsehoe left (arrogant enough to be sure they’d survive Dump Mk II)

The margin has to be too big to steal, because they’re going to try. The courts may pick off the worst/most blatant of their attempts, but they will throw everything but the kitchen sink at this one – those trial balloons about postponing elections are dry runs. They WILL try this, because they’re morons.

No surrender.