Hey, Ted Cruz:
It’s not bad enough that you took to the floor of the Senate to launch a non-filibuster filibuster.
Or that you spent the entire 21 hours spouting utter nonsense, bullshit, and lies.
Or even that you used a story about a man refusing to try something new until he finally did and decided it wasn’t the worst thing in the world – to argue against trying something new.
No, your epic fail was that YOU DIDN’T EVEN READ THE STORY RIGHT!!
How can you screw up reading a Dr. Seuss story? What kind of moron do you have to be to get THAT wrong? (Don’t bother answering that.)
For the record, THIS is how you read “Green Eggs and Ham”: