And here’s why:
MoneyBooBoo is SO out of his depth here, it’s painful to watch. The idea that this man could command anything more important than a box fort is lunacy; his knowledge of naval operations apparently came from a Village People album, and his whole business plan seems to be, “I’ll do everything Obama did, plus I’m ONE OF YOU! Did I mention I’m white?”
The only thing sadder than Mittens’ performance is the FerengiMedia™ reaction to it. You can tell who won, because the NeoConfederate fluffers are out in force this morning, doing their best Iraqi Information Minister impersonations.
It’s almost over…