Jim Wright knocks another one out of the park with “Also, Nazis“:
Rick Santorum spoke and the sky did open wide to the sound of a heavenly trumpet, the ugly bleak battleship colored clouds parted and a host of winged angels swirled down through the blazing firmament and began to sing.
And it sounded just like mocking laughter.
And I couldn’t help but join in.
The laughter makes my poor bruised brain bounce around inside my battered skull and Goddamnif that doesn’t hurt. But you, Sir, you make it all worthwhile.
“We will never have the media on our side, ever, in this country. We will never have the elite, smart people on our side.”
Smart people will never be on our side.
I’ll pause for a moment so you can savor the delicious irony that is Rick Santorum.
Please go over and read the whole thing – it’s an instant classic!