Harry And Maudlin

I’m on the road today, but I had to point you guys to TBogg’s epic flash-frying of the entire NeoConfederate/BlewDog/FerengiMedia™ triumvirate of FAIL and their in-progress/anticipated response to Mittendödgentaxengate:

Fox News will deploy their in-house “Democrats” and “liberals” to deplore the ugliness of the Reid “smears”. Expect to see Kirsten Powers looking like she is in the process of passing a kidney stone while Juan Williams says that he thinks that Mitt Romney shouldrelease his tax returns … but that he also thinks that Reid should not be involved. Evan Bayh will also make his usual cameo appearance as a brighter than usual mannequin, but will have  nothing to add, perking up only when he receives his check. Also, Jon Stewart will be cited many times(“Even Jon Stewart says…”) because he is the Get Out Of Jail card of last resort when it comes to Republican panic.

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The Romney campaign is already squealing like a stuck pig and they will blame the White House of conspiring with Reid on the story, calling it “unseemly” and “undignified”. In an effort to illustrate this unholy alliance between Barack Obama and a sitting senator of the same party, the Romney campaign will deploy Senators Rubio, Ayotte, and Portman, as well as Governors Jindahl  and Christie  and also sad sack unemployable intern Tim Pawlenty to dispense rage burgers made up of equal parts disgust, anger, and denial.

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And this is all so unfair because Democrats aren’t supposed to punch back.

Go read the whole thing – his killer paragraph will make your day – I know it made mine!

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