Take it away, Wonketeers:
Let’s go to spokesmom Bristol Palin for the official Wasilla Family Values Coalition response: “It would’ve been helpful for [Barack Obama] to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her [sic] friends’ [gay] parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage.”
“Or that – as great as her [sic] friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.”
It gets better – or worse, depending on how you look at it – but the whole thing is worth a look. Wonkette is one of my go-to places for high-quality snark, and they don’t disappoint here.
As for LaPalinette, one usually has to pull up some old Python episodes to see something that absurd.