The Romneytron3000 has developed quite a knack for, um…let’s just say he changes his mind at rather a rapid pace. Do you wonder how he plans to get away with it? Easy, with an assist from the Ferengi Media™. Take it away, Howie Kurtz (no, seriously dude, get it away from me!) :
In politics, the flip-flopper label is deemed deadly, the fingering of a candidate with no fixed principles. But I suspect that, with swing voters at least, it helps Romney. If voters believe he was just throwing red meat to voracious primary voters—and that the real Mitt would govern as a sensible man of the center-right—the damage of the last few months could be mitigated.
No mention of what he thinks those WOLVERINES! will do when Mitt “pivots” away from them. I don’t think it’s going to work out the way he thinks it will.
BONUS: Someone has helpfully compiled a vid of Mitt’s Greatest Hits, Vol. 1:
When you watch that video, keep in mind that it came from one individual on the intertrons – and that President Obama would have a whole staff of people compiling (and hopefully using) footage like this.