Going going gone

Courtesy of gocart mozart, a little exit music for book-seller/temporary GOP front-runner/future NeoConfederate grifter king Herman Cain:

MC CRAZY BREAD
Hit me
Going going gone
Now I proposed 999 a long time ago
Don’t you see how now they’re reactin’
They only come and they come when I poll well
I’ll get the right sound bite to sell well
I don’t care ‘cause I stay paid anyway
I’ll teach ya like an ace that can’t be betrayed
I know I stumble with no use people
If your life is on the line, don’t care if you’re dead today
I’ma late coming man with the late coming plan you betcha
It’s a body bag in disguise y’all betcha
I call it body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
With a bankruptcy suit just to dissect ya
We are the kings ‘cause we swing amputation
Lose your arms, your legs to us it’s the enterprise system
I can prove it to you just watch the juxtaposition
It all adds up to a funky situation
So get up get, get get down
999 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 999 wears the late crown

999 is a joke

Everyone knows the math don’t never come correct
You can ask my man right here with the pocket protect
He’s a witness to the job never bein’ done
He would’ve been in full in 999 and some
Was a joke ’cause we always jokin’
I’m the token to your life when it’s croakin’
You’ll need to be in a pawn shop on a
999 is a joke but we want ‘em
If I have my way the poverty will come quicker
The bankers huddle up and call a flea flicker
The reason that I say that ’cause they
Flick you off like fleas
They be laughin’ at ya while you’re crawlin’ on your knees
And to the strength so go the length
Thinkin’ you are first when you really are tenth
I hope you don’t wake up and smell the real flavor
Cause 999 is a fake life saver
So get up, get, get get down
999 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown
Ow, ow 999 is a joke

Musical accompaniment:

 

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